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Banjo starts playing when it drives past.

The truth is out there, six characters at a time.

Seven slots exactly, which is all Michigan gives you.

The tree that stopped cannonballs. Real story, apparently.

Also just fishing for compliments. Works on both readings.

A river runs through the whole state, so fair enough.

Accurate for about four hundred miles in every direction.

778 kids will never understand.

Spelled the way it's said, which is the whole point.

Bold to say it out loud.

Habs forever. Twenty-four cups and a very long wait since the last one.

Norfolk. Say no more.

Clear about what it's saying.

Saw six of these in one parking deck in Athens.

Albuquerque has not stopped being about this show and I doubt it will.

A shack, a hole, a heater, and eight hours of silence. That's the hobby.

This one didn't. That's the flex.

My grandma says this every time she stands up.

There is only one way to read this and it has an accent.

Cheesehead, worn proudly.

Genuinely one of the great pieces of trivia.

I assumed hogs, and it turned out to be hogs.

The polar bear plate shape does most of the talking anyway.

The dent is the punchline.

The higher the hair, the closer to God. Heard it in Dallas, believed it immediately.

Out of context it's a bold plate to drive to work.

Thank you, in the nicest possible place to say it.

Curds, gravy, correct.

Worn as a badge, clearly.

I have kissed the cod. Worth it.

Somebody's whole personality is one weekend in May.

New Hampshire doesn't do subtle.

The vibe was, in fact, not great.

Raincoast. It's not a complaint, it's an address.

There are enough of them in Vegas that ELVIS2 through 9 are probably taken.