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Took me a second and then it was obvious.

Nurse life. Bought at the end of a twelve-hour shift, guaranteed.

Corn gets the press. Beans pay the mortgage.

Whiteout in the car park before the game.

Every carpool line in the state has one of these.

Both. It's both.

Reads like it stops mid-sentence. That's the joke.

The Show Me State, allegedly.

Fitting, given the subject matter.

Every Kansas driver has heard that line eight thousand times. This is the comeback.

Ohio would like a word.

Skamania County made it illegal to shoot one. That ordinance is real.

Mom's spaghetti.

Redmond plate if I ever saw one.

Long Island Sound in a nutshell.

The car was a fifteen-year-old Civic with a roof box.

My uncle has said that exact sentence every summer of my life.

Ship it.

Ask them about hurricane season.

Yellowstone, squeezed into seven.

Spent a whole weekend there and came home with a nice rock.

Counted nine. Nine stick figures.

There is a cat sitting on this car somewhere.

Gainer the Gopher has been the football mascot since the seventies.

Fighting words in about four other cities.

Great Salt Lake. Also a decent rating for salt.

Two meanings, six letters. That's the good stuff.

Rider Nation. Watermelon helmet sold separately.

Apologising for the tailgating in advance.

Stay off the black rocks. Every year somebody doesn't.

Drove I-80 across it once. The plate undersells it.

Mostly lose lately, and the plate stays on.