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Mostly lose lately, and the plate stays on.

Drove I-80 across it once. The plate undersells it.

Stay off the black rocks. Every year somebody doesn't.

Apologising for the tailgating in advance.

Rider Nation. Watermelon helmet sold separately.

Two meanings, six letters. That's the good stuff.

Great Salt Lake. Also a decent rating for salt.

Fighting words in about four other cities.

Gainer the Gopher has been the football mascot since the seventies.

There is a cat sitting on this car somewhere.

Counted nine. Nine stick figures.

Spent a whole weekend there and came home with a nice rock.

Yellowstone, squeezed into seven.

Ask them about hurricane season.

Ship it.

My uncle has said that exact sentence every summer of my life.

The car was a fifteen-year-old Civic with a roof box.

Long Island Sound in a nutshell.

Redmond plate if I ever saw one.

Mom's spaghetti.

Skamania County made it illegal to shoot one. That ordinance is real.

Ohio would like a word.

Every Kansas driver has heard that line eight thousand times. This is the comeback.

Fitting, given the subject matter.

The Show Me State, allegedly.

Reads like it stops mid-sentence. That's the joke.

Both. It's both.

Every carpool line in the state has one of these.

Whiteout in the car park before the game.

Corn gets the press. Beans pay the mortgage.

Nurse life. Bought at the end of a twelve-hour shift, guaranteed.

Took me a second and then it was obvious.