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There are enough of them in Vegas that ELVIS2 through 9 are probably taken.

Raincoast. It's not a complaint, it's an address.

The vibe was, in fact, not great.

New Hampshire doesn't do subtle.

Somebody's whole personality is one weekend in May.

I have kissed the cod. Worth it.

Worn as a badge, clearly.

Curds, gravy, correct.

Thank you, in the nicest possible place to say it.

Out of context it's a bold plate to drive to work.

The higher the hair, the closer to God. Heard it in Dallas, believed it immediately.

The dent is the punchline.

The polar bear plate shape does most of the talking anyway.

I assumed hogs, and it turned out to be hogs.

Genuinely one of the great pieces of trivia.

Cheesehead, worn proudly.

There is only one way to read this and it has an accent.

My grandma says this every time she stands up.

This one didn't. That's the flex.

A shack, a hole, a heater, and eight hours of silence. That's the hobby.

Albuquerque has not stopped being about this show and I doubt it will.

Saw six of these in one parking deck in Athens.

Clear about what it's saying.

Norfolk. Say no more.

Habs forever. Twenty-four cups and a very long wait since the last one.

Bold to say it out loud.

Spelled the way it's said, which is the whole point.

778 kids will never understand.

Accurate for about four hundred miles in every direction.

A river runs through the whole state, so fair enough.

Also just fishing for compliments. Works on both readings.

The tree that stopped cannonballs. Real story, apparently.

Seven slots exactly, which is all Michigan gives you.

The truth is out there, six characters at a time.

Banjo starts playing when it drives past.